Overweight Glob of Grease

I didn’t sleep Sunday night.

I wore my duckie shirt on Monday and no one noticed.

I turned in my paper late and am going to get a ridiculous penalty.

On Tuesday I had a lot of energy and I got to see my friends. I also learned that drinking a double shot of espresso at once is not the same as drinking a medium coffee over the course of a five-hour shift.

I walked to the wrong class in the wrong building and so was counted absent even though I was only two minutes late.

On Wednesday I wore my “Thinking so you don’t have to” baseball tee. Someone asked about it. I really like it. (Good for you spreadshirt! Quality product.) Then I got caught in the rain on the way to the post office. I very stereotypically ran through the rain holding a newspaper above my head. It does not work for very long. I received my first-ever messenger bag. I’ve debated getting a messenger bag for a long time because they always seemed fun, but also like they might not be comfortable. This one was awesome enough that it was worth it.

Tonight I went to Krannert Uncorked to try wine and talk about music and share stories with friends. Then I went to the Branded on Display exhibit at Krannert Art Museum (-5 points for no permalink). I also tried Rogue Brew 10,000. It was like getting punched in the face by a beer. Woa.

It’s way too late and some dumb people at a frat party were yelling and blowing whistles.  Sleep.
One more thing…I was walking to work when I glanced at the mailbox to remind myself that I had something to mail. This greeted me: